Sunday, April 19, 2009

JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION!

TO ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT HAVE COME HERE TO COMMENT KNOWING THAT YOU WILL NOT BE RECEIVING ANY RESPONSE FROM ME... THANK YOU! I KNOW THAT MOST OF YOU FEEL REFRESHED BY HAVING YOU LITTLE SAY AND YOUR 2 MINUTES OF FAME AND BY POSTING YOUR UNIQUE POINT OF VIEW.
THE FACT THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS OR EVEN CARES DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE INSIGNIFICANT, IT ONLY MEANS THAT “NO ONE CARES”
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, BUT I'LL BET IT'S HARD TO PRONOUNCE.
ANY CONNECTION BETWEEN YOUR REALITY AND MINE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
I HAVE PLENTY OF TALENT AND VISION. I JUST DON'T CARE.
YOU REMIND ME OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID.. I ALSO FELT LIKE I WAS IN GREAT NEED OF GETTING SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST AND IT KILLED ME WHEN I KNEW THAT NO ONE CARED. .

I'M NOT BEING RUDE. YOU'RE JUST INSIGNIFICANT. YOUR OPINION MEANS NOTHING TO ME, NOT A HILL OF BEANS.
I'M ALREADY VISUALIZING THE DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH.
I WILL ALWAYS CHERISH THE INITIAL MISCONCEPTIONS I HAD ABOUT YOU.
IT'S A THANKLESS JOB, BUT I'VE GOT A LOT OF KARMA TO BURN OFF.
YES IF YOU THINK SO, I AM AN AGENT OF SATAN, BUT MY DUTIES ARE LARGELY CEREMONIAL.
WHEN WILL I CHANGE AND WHEN WILL I GIVE A RAT’S ASS ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK? HOW ABOUT NEVER? IS NEVER GOOD FOR YOU?
I'M REALLY EASY TO GET ALONG WITH ONCE YOU PEOPLE LEARN TO WORSHIP ME.
SO MY GOOD FRIEND, IF I SAID ANYTHING THAT YOU DIDN’T LIKE, I'LL TRY BEING NICER IF YOU'LL TRY BEING SMARTER.

IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING NOTHING, BUT I'M REALLY QUITE BUSY. I DO HAVE A REAL LIFE YOU KNOW.
AT LEAST I HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT MY DESTRUCTIVE HABITS.
YOU ARE VALIDATING MY INHERENT MISTRUST OF STRANGERS.
NOW THAT YOU'VE SET ASIDE THIS SPECIAL TIME TO HUMILIATE YOURSELF IN PUBLIC. LET’S SAY GOODBYE FOR NOW.
I'M OUT OF THINGS TO SAY, BUT FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE...
WELL IT’S TIME FOR ME TO END THIS DIATRIBE NOW, AND IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION.

PS.. IF YOU ARE NOT A LIBERAL, THIS MESSAGE DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU.

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