IF YOU MUST SAY SOMETHING

Say it here, but don't expect an answer. I never read this blog.
It’s confession time, friends. Not only have I never written a blog before, I never even READ my own. So don't ask me anything, because I'll never answer you. In fact I don't even come here to read anything that you may have written!
And if you are liberal-leaning I'll really embarrass you.

Sometimes, whenever I feel angered by something I read online, I go for a jog . If I am unable to do that, I’ll put everything down and play with my cats because no matter how badly I feel, they always make me smile. If none of that does the trick, I vent by going out and punching a Obama campaign sign that I have taped to my punching bag.

I'm "I Ain't Got No Blog" and I approve this message!

JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION!

TO ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT HAVE COME HERE TO COMMENT KNOWING THAT YOU WILL NOT BE RECEIVING ANY RESPONSE FROM ME... THANK YOU! I KNOW THAT MOST OF YOU FEEL REFRESHED BY HAVING YOU LITTLE SAY AND YOUR 2 MINUTES OF FAME AND BY POSTING YOUR UNIQUE POINT OF VIEW.
THE FACT THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS OR EVEN CARES DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE INSIGNIFICANT, IT ONLY MEANS THAT “NO ONE CARES”
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, BUT I'LL BET IT'S HARD TO PRONOUNCE.
ANY CONNECTION BETWEEN YOUR REALITY AND MINE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
I HAVE PLENTY OF TALENT AND VISION. I JUST DON'T CARE.
YOU REMIND ME OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID.. I ALSO FELT LIKE I WAS IN GREAT NEED OF GETTING SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST AND IT KILLED ME WHEN I KNEW THAT NO ONE CARED. .

I'M NOT BEING RUDE. YOU'RE JUST INSIGNIFICANT. YOUR OPINION MEANS NOTHING TO ME, NOT A HILL OF BEANS.
I'M ALREADY VISUALIZING THE DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH.
I WILL ALWAYS CHERISH THE INITIAL MISCONCEPTIONS I HAD ABOUT YOU.
IT'S A THANKLESS JOB, BUT I'VE GOT A LOT OF KARMA TO BURN OFF.
YES IF YOU THINK SO, I AM AN AGENT OF SATAN, BUT MY DUTIES ARE LARGELY CEREMONIAL.
WHEN WILL I CHANGE AND WHEN WILL I GIVE A RAT’S ASS ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK? HOW ABOUT NEVER? IS NEVER GOOD FOR YOU?
I'M REALLY EASY TO GET ALONG WITH ONCE YOU PEOPLE LEARN TO WORSHIP ME.
SO MY GOOD FRIEND, IF I SAID ANYTHING THAT YOU DIDN’T LIKE, I'LL TRY BEING NICER IF YOU'LL TRY BEING SMARTER.

IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING NOTHING, BUT I'M REALLY QUITE BUSY. I DO HAVE A REAL LIFE YOU KNOW.
AT LEAST I HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT MY DESTRUCTIVE HABITS.
YOU ARE VALIDATING MY INHERENT MISTRUST OF STRANGERS.
NOW THAT YOU'VE SET ASIDE THIS SPECIAL TIME TO HUMILIATE YOURSELF IN PUBLIC. LET’S SAY GOODBYE FOR NOW.
I'M OUT OF THINGS TO SAY, BUT FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE...
WELL IT’S TIME FOR ME TO END THIS DIATRIBE NOW, AND IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION.

PS.. IF YOU ARE NOT A LIBERAL, THIS MESSAGE DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU.

Republican Strategy For Security and Victory

As General Patton said, “The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit.”

We kicked the living shit out of Germany and Japan, now Let’s kick the shit out of al qaeda and Hezbollah.

Call them anything you want to call them but in reality, illegal aliens are nothing but criminals.

Why don't we just turn over America to the illegal Mexican aliens and get it over with? Why do we keep pestering them with attempts to keep them out of our country? Illegal Mexican aliens are like cockroaches. Once they get in, it is almost impossible to get rid of them. It's even more difficult to get rid of them when you have a federal government that supports their presence.